NewsRadio (TV Series)

4:20 (1998)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

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• Dave : Is your own life so boring that you have to obsess about imaginary love triangles you're not even a part of?

  Bill : Yes.

• Lisa : [on the phone with Bill during the middle of the night]  Bill, you *are* fully dressed right now, aren't you?

  Bill : ...Yes.

  Lisa : Goodbye.

• Bill : Are you challenging my constitutional right to make nude phone calls?

• Bill : I remember we used to have what they called key parties.

  Dave : Key parties, huh?

  Bill : Yeah - you know, where everyone throws their car keys into a big bowl, and then picks a set of keys out at random, and...

  Dave : And?

  Bill : And then you get to take someone else's car home.

  Dave : Bill, I - I kinda think the point of those parties was to take somebody else's *wife* home.

  Bill : No wonder they never invited me back.

• Lisa : I get the steak, and I can stand the cigar smoke, but the boxing? That's just gay.

  Bill : You couldn't be more wrong. It's a fine tradition dating back to the cradle of western civilization.

  Dave : No, Bill, you're thinking of all-naked Greco-Roman wrestling.

  Bill : I thought it was a men's club.

  Dave : Different kind of men's club.

• Bill : This swing-and-swing-alike attitude might have worked back in the glory days of free love and Fredo's Retreat, but please!

  Dave : I think you mean Plato's Retreat.

  Bill : Dave, you're talking to a card-carrying member of the hot tub generation - with the emphasis on the word "member"!