NewsRadio (TV Series)

4:20 (1998)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Lisa : [on the phone with Bill during the middle of the night]  Bill, you *are* fully dressed right now, aren't you?

  Bill : ...Yes.

  Lisa : Goodbye.

• Lisa : Did I get upset when that sweet 18-year-old intern from accounting had a crush on you?

  Dave : Oh, that's different!

  Lisa : Why?

  Dave : Well, for one thing, he was a guy.

  Lisa : Yeah.

  Dave : And he was convinced I was gay.

  Lisa : Well, yeah.

  Dave : And then he brought his mother into work and introduced me as his boss-slash-husband.

  Lisa : It was still flattering, wasn't it?

  Dave : Oh, lord - yes.

• Beth : How can you sit there and let Joe kill Matthew tonight?

  Lisa : Joe is not going to kill Matthew tonight. Matthew's probably gonna get in the ring, and have an allergic reaction to the cigar smoke, and then have a sneezing fit until the ref calls the fight.

• Lisa : I get the steak, and I can stand the cigar smoke, but the boxing? That's just gay.

  Bill : You couldn't be more wrong. It's a fine tradition dating back to the cradle of western civilization.

  Dave : No, Bill, you're thinking of all-naked Greco-Roman wrestling.

  Bill : I thought it was a men's club.

  Dave : Different kind of men's club.