- George Myers: You're a very wonderful human being, Purdey.
- Purdey: But a terrible kangaroo.
- George Myers: You do like me a little then?
- Purdey: I like you a lot, but then I like Beethoven a lot.
- George Myers: The difference is he's dead and I'm very much alive.
- Purdey: But you're playing in the wrong key.
- John Steed: Thank goodness.
- Mike Gambit: Are we pleased to see you.
- John Steed: It's imperative.
- Mike Gambit: Urgent.
- Mike Gambit: Desperate.
- Purdey: What on earth?
- John Steed: Where's George?
- Mike Gambit: George Myers.
- Purdey: George?
- John Steed: You were supposed to be with him today.
- Purdey: Well, as a matter of fact...
- Mike Gambit: It's essential we find him, Purdey.
- John Steed: Find him right away.
- Purdey: Well if you'd let me get a word in edgeways, I'll tell you were he is.
- John Steed: Where?
- Purdey: Outside in my car.
- Titherbridge: [to Gambit] If you want to keep looking at files, then you should get a set of your own. And mine can remain neat and catalogued and undisturbed.
- Mike Gambit: I'd like to think there was a rule book, cricket and all that. But there isn't a book, just one rule: stay alive.
- Prof. Lopez: I'm sorry about the heat, the humidity. I have to keep the place at tropical temperature; else every damned plant will die on me. I suggest you take of your tie and jacket.
- John Steed: If the plants can take it I can. I just think cool.
- Prof. Lopez: And try this, it's a distillation of my own brew. Whiskey, weed bark and a little touch of snakehead. You like it?
- John Steed: A little strong on the snakehead.
- John Steed: But why only those who are going on leave?
- Mike Gambit: A plot to disrupt the tourist board?
- Dr. Kendrick: [thinking about the little red dots] That's funny.
- Mike Gambit: Not the way I said it.