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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You get Fornell in here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How much should I tell him?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tell him, he's about to make the second biggest mistake of his life.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [Kate walks in] What?
[Fornell, DiNozzo, Todd walk into MTAC]
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : My second biggest mistake, Jethro. That's very dramatic. What was my first?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : When you married my second wife.
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : You should have warned me!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I*did*!
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [to DiNozzo and Todd] In my defense, I thought he was exaggerating... He wasn't.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We've been calling you for the last *hour*, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, yeah. My ringer thing got turned off.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You're never gonna believe whose back in town.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ari.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe you will.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Fornell said that he's - he's here to...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Kill me. Yeah, I know. I just had coffee with him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So what happened?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : He tried to kill me.
[looks up at both of them with a "duh" expression]
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Is it just me or did he take the whole Ari situation really well?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's cause he's looking forward to it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Looking forward to what?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Finally getting to kill him!
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[Tony returns from sick leave a week early, and finds Kate and McGee ignoring him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe I *did* die.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Feel that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Feel what?
[Gibbs slaps Tony's head]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ow!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [smirking] You're still alive. Welcome back, DiNozzo.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss! State cops ran the Mustang's plates. It's a rental car out of Dulles Airport. I got call into this...
[DiNozzo loses a step and tumbles down the hill, landing face down]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ow.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Are you OK?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm just trying to catch my breath.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You should have taken that extra week off, DiNozzo. Help him up, Kate. I'm gonna see what's keeping Ducky.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Did that hurt?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [strained] Yup.
[Todd snaps an unflattering photo of DiNozzo on the ground]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Good.
[DiNozzo reaches for help as Todd walks away]
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[Gibbs walks in to the lab, Bert the stuffed animal farts]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It was the stuffed animal! Right, Abby?
Abby Sciuto : What stuffed animal?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You have a stuffed animal that farts?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Protection detail's over, Kate.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You did good.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : For once, Dinozzo's right.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [stands up] Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever got a...
[gunshot is fired hits Todd in the head and she falls to the ground dead. Blood sprays on DiNozzo and Gibbs]
Ari Haswari : [on distant rooftop, coldly] Sorry, Caitlin.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [his gun drawn, looking around in horror] Ari.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Clearly, you haven't quite recovered from your bout with y-pestis. You need a rest.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, I need to get back to work, Ducky.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Dammit Tony! I should just take you home and get you in bed... Okay, that didn't come out the way I intended.