NCIS (TV Series)
See No Evil (2004)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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[Gibbs is leaving for the Pentagon to visit hostage]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Wait! Gibbs, if they're watching him and you show up...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I better make sure they don't notice me.
[Gibbs leaves]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : That is *not* a good call.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Relax. You think Gibbs keeps that haircut to save on shampoo?
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[Tony has just made a covert dropoff disguised as a Chinese restaurant delivery guy]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [on phone] Delivery complete.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [on phone] That's good work, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Thanks, Boss, that means a lot.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : NCIS doesn't work out, I hear General Wi's Chinese Restaurant's hiring.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Damn, McGee! Why are you still here?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [stammering] Uh, the, the, the contractors, they won't wire the network until the air conditioning's fixed. It, it's a union thing. So...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So-o-o-o... you decided it's more important for an NCIS Special Agent to crawl around, all day, by yourself?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [standing behind Gibbs] Man asked you a question.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [stammering] Why, uh, no, I just, I wanted it fixed before I returned to Norfolk.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah. You have any idea where thinking like this is gonna lead you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, do you, McGee?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Promotion. You need any help, you ask Tony here. Looks like he could use a workout.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, it... it... it's not that difficult. So I, uh, I guess I could do it myself.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Good answer.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Don't let him intimidate you, McGee. That's my job today.
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[last lines]
[after Kate and Tony simultaneously slap McGee upside the head]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, I could really get used to that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [air conditioner kicks in] Oh ho! Oh ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [reading from note smuggled out by hostage] "... Contact NCIS. No one else."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Finally, someone who appreciates us.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to McGee re: Kate after McGee gives her a boost when she's in a skirt] I just have a little question that I want to ask you. Is she a pantyhose or a thong girl cause I'm thinking thong...
[Kate hits him in the stomach]