- Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot: [video-conference on MTAC plasma screen] Either I speak to Agent Gibbs and get a full accounting of this investigation, or I've been authorized to pull NCIS from the investigation and put it under the FBI's jurisdiction.
- Timothy McGee: [Plucking up courage] You're getting in the way.
- Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot: Excuse me, Agent McGee?
- Timothy McGee: We are working very hard. We have an undercover agent who is missing, he's risking his life and your constant interruptions are keeping me from doing my job.
- Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot: You lost your prisoners! You lost your agent!
- Timothy McGee: That is not true.
- Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot: That's what you told me.
- Timothy McGee: Look, the truth is that while Agent DiNozzo is lost, Jeffrey White is still with him. So Jeffrey White technically is with an NCIS agent, and therefore technically is still in custody.
- Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot: [Sarcastically] Well, you've clearly been empowered to tell me off.
- Timothy McGee: Yes ma'am.
- Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot: And what exactly did Agent Gibbs...
- Timothy McGee: He told me to... tell you to ... stick it.
- Deputy Secretary of State Anna Elliot: [with disbelief] You're telling me... to...
- Timothy McGee: Stick it! Thank you, Ms Deputy Secretary of State, our conversation is now over.
- [indicates to cut link]
- Timothy McGee: [MTAC staff break into applause]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abs, do you have him?
- Abby Sciuto: [smug] Are you seriously asking me that?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [deadpan] No, I called to flirt.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Never lost an agent under cover, Kate. I am not about to let DiNozzo screw that up.
- Motorcycle Rider: My bike was stolen, you gotta help me.
- Agent Caitlin Todd: Who stole it?
- Motorcycle Rider: Two guys. Their truck went off the road, I was helping them find their dog.
- Agent Caitlin Todd: They had a dog?
- Motorcycle Rider: A Shih Tzu named Kate.
- Agent Caitlin Todd: [annoyed] They had a dog named Kate?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's a Shih Tzu?
- Agent Caitlin Todd: It's a little, annoying dog. Did they describe it?
- Motorcycle Rider: Yeah, they said it had long, brown, hair, kinda mangey.
- Agent Caitlin Todd: I'm going to shoot him.
- [Gibbs keeps getting cell phone calls about a VW for sale.]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Do I seem like the kind of guy who would drive a *squishy little car*?
- Tony DiNozzo: Kate! Oh, no...
- Motorcycle Rider: Who's Kate?
- Tony DiNozzo: My dog, she must have jumped out. Kate! Kate! Come here, girl. Oh, God...
- [feigns injury]
- Tony DiNozzo: Ah, ah... my leg...
- Jeffrey White: Can you move it?
- Motorcycle Rider: Wait here, I'll get her. What does she look like?
- Tony DiNozzo: Aaaaaa... Shih Tzu.
- Motorcycle Rider: A what?
- Tony DiNozzo: Long, brown, hair, kinda mangey.
- Agent Caitlin Todd: Oh!
- Abby Sciuto: Are you all right?
- Agent Caitlin Todd: Gibbs is driving.
- Abby Sciuto: I'm saying a prayer in many languages.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [on phone to Abby] Put McGee on.
- Abby Sciuto: [to McGee] He wants you.
- Timothy McGee: How'd he know I was here?
- Abby Sciuto: [putting headset on McGee] Because he's Gibbs.
- [after McGee follows Gibbs' order to tell the Deputy Secretary of State to "stick it"]
- Timothy McGee: I told her, the Deputy Secretary of State.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah? How'd it work?
- Timothy McGee: Well, she submitted a formal complaint to the Director.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee!
- [pause]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Good job.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You got him?
- Abby Sciuto: Are you honestly asking me that?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No Abs. I called to flirt.
- [first lines]
- Voice on radio: Transport three three four, we're hearin' a tractor trailer flipped over on 295. It's a parking lot.
- Federal Marshal Van Driver: Three three four, roger that, tell the judge we're gonna be a little while. We'll peel off at New Kent. I'll take King William to River Road.
- Federal Marshal: Nah, just stay on 17 the whole way.
- Federal Marshal Van Driver: Yeah, wait one. My *wife* is giving me directions.
- MTAC Control Officer: Where's Gibbs?
- Timothy McGee: Who needs to know?
- MTAC Control Officer: I'm the new senior MTAC control officer. Where is he?
- Timothy McGee: Why, he is in the field.
- MTAC Control Officer: The Director's office called. In five minutes, the Deputy Secretary of State, Anna Elliot...
- Timothy McGee: Wha... wha... the Deputy Secretary... of the United States?
- MTAC Control Officer: No. Norway.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You know what? Can we stop it with the secrecy and everything?
- [Gibbs looks skeptical]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Here, I'll go first. I...
- [deep breath]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I'm worried about Tony. There. I said it, and i feel *happy* now.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [incredulous and mocking] You feel *happy?* From *that?*
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Yeah.
- [Stares at Gibbs, expecting a confession]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Well?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: This conversation is over.
- [steps out of the car]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Yeah, I thought so.
- Agent Caitlin Todd: Cash, clothes, and a car. Everything Tony loves.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Let's just hope he's not heading for Vegas.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Next time she calls, tell her two words from the bottom of your heart...
- Timothy McGee: What?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Stick it!