- [Joe was working traffic because something with his pension got screwed up]
- Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Care to tell us what happened, Joe?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Who cares if his father's a president of the San Francisco bank?
- Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Humor me. I care.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Let me get this straight - you pepper-sprayed him for illegal parking?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Yes.
- [Nash laughs]
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: He came at me. And I exhausted all proper procedures, A.J.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: [smirking] I'm sorry I missed that one.
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: He comes at me saying he knows Kung Fu and that crap. He went down in flames like a twelve o'clock high.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Oooh, you bad.
- [Laughs again]
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: And that's when he twisted his knee. The funny thing is, he'll probably get a disabled placard now.
- [Nash is now laughing hard]
- Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Are you two through yet? The I.R. went straight to the chief. And you, carnal, have the distinction of being the only cop I know of ever to get kicked out of traffic.
- [Nash laughs]
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: What about my pension? What about my hog? I kinda liked it.
- Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Your hog? Forget your Harley!
- [Nash laughs]
- Lt. A.J. Shimamura: The chief made me take you back.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Oh, no!
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Got anything out at the airport? Unloading/loading that kinda thing?
- Lt. A.J. Shimamura: You wish. No. We got you back all to ourselves.