Nash Bridges (TV Series)

Girl Trouble (1999)

Patrick Fischler: Pepe

Quotes 

• Pepe : Joe, I'm P.

  [refering to the handle name of a person Joe thought was a woman he was chatting with online] 

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : What? Really?

  Pepe : Yes. Fate has a very parculiar wya of bringing us together, doesn't it?

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Oh... I thought you were a woman.

  Pepe : No, no - you were in the man-for-man San Franscio chat room.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Really? I thought I was in the plain old San Franscio chat room.

  Pepe : Believe it - I know more than you think. Joe, I'd like to be your special friend. And yes - it might lead somewhere magical. But I can't.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : You can't?

  [with some sarcasm] 

  Pepe : No. your heart will always be with Nash. Twenty years is an eternity in a gay relationship. You two are bonded; you fit.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Look, Pepe, I'm going to tell you for the last time, okay? Nash and I are not together.

  Pepe : Look, I know you're going through a hard time, but being with me or a dozen other guys is not going to make it better. It's jsut not.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Okay. Okay, Pepe, look! I'm gay, Nash is gay, the whole world is gay.

  [mocking Pepe] 

  Pepe : Well, no. Just San Franscio.

• Pepe : How's Nash?

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Well, ah, he and Caitlin are living together.

  Pepe : Really? Back to that again, huh?

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Yeah, well, you know Nash.

  Pepe : Doesh e honestly think living with a woman is going to change him?

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Ah, apparently so.

  [humoring Pepe] 

  Pepe : And you two have what? Ah, an open relationship?

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Pepe, ah, we're not together.

  [annoyed] 

  Pepe : I'm sorry.