- Insp. Nash Bridges: What in the hell is this and who put it here, the Russians?
- [looking at a coffee machine that dispenses coffee like a soda machine]
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: This dispenses the world worst coffee products and Bettina put it here.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: The man has got to be stoppped.
- Richard Bettina: Leeks! Leeks! Where's Leeks?
- [yelling]
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Ah, that would be Leek, Richie. No "S".
- Richard Bettina: Birdsong!
- Dexter Birdsong: Yeah?
- Richard Bettina: Use your eagle eyes, your keen senses. You tell me exactly what happened here.
- Dexter Birdsong: Guy got shot.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: He is good, wow.
- [laughing]