- Insp. Nash Bridges: When was the last time you got too much service from a public utility?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Like never.
- Insp. Evan Cortez: Somebody remind me: is this our second or third war with the British?
- [as he and the team arm up]
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Third. Last time was Flintlocks and powdered wigs; you'd think they would have learned.
- Mrs. Lofink: What made you choose the Tuffnel School?
- Inger Dominguez: Well, I, I...
- [Joe cuts her off]
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Well, ah, ah, I think, ah, Mrs. Lofink, that it's very clear as we enter the 12st century that a child needs, ah, a more broader and more challenging culturally diverse education.
- Mrs. Lofink: Mr. Dominguez, I-I know what you are saying.
- [putting a hand up]
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Really? Oh, well, thank you.
- Mrs. Lofink: It's all right here in the Tuffnel School brochure. Verbatim.
- [raising an eyebrow]