"Mystery Science Theater 3000" The Screaming Skull (TV Episode 1998) Poster

Kevin Murphy: Servo, Professor Bobo

Quotes 

  • Narrator : "The Screaming Skull" is a motion picture that reaches its climax in shocking horror.

    Mike Nelson : ...But we cut that.

    Narrator : This climax is so terrifying that it may have an unforeseen effect. It may kill you.

    Tom Servo : If you watch it in front of a moving bus.

  • Mike Nelson : How could they make a movie so damn boring?

    Tom Servo : You know, they weren't really expecting anybody to watch this, everybody was supposed to be necking by this time, so... Mike?

    [Tom and Crow lean towards Mike and make kissing noises at him] 

    Mike Nelson : Hey! Stop that... Cut it out...

    Tom Servo : Might be fun...

  • Mrs. Gumby : Such clever boys certainly deserve some crackers with their milk.

    Tom Servo : Crackers? Wow! Maybe they'll have white rice later!

  • Tom Servo : The skull has been perfectly civil through all this, I must say.

  • [Jenny throws the skull out the window] 

    Tom Servo : Alas poor Yorick, she threw him well!

  • Tom Servo : [as Mickey]  Oh man, it's like a *buffet* of victims, I don't even know where to start!

  • Tom Servo : [Mickey suddenly runs away]  I had a victim in the oven!

  • Jenny : [Referring to the book she was reading]  It's called "Beast in the Jungle"

    Tom Servo : [For Jenny]  It's about what to expect on my honeymoon

  • Tom Servo : The nice thing about Gumby is that you can also use him as window caulk.

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