Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Screaming Skull (1998)
Kevin Murphy: Servo, Professor Bobo
Quotes
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Narrator : "The Screaming Skull" is a motion picture that reaches its climax in shocking horror.
Mike Nelson : ...But we cut that.
Narrator : This climax is so terrifying that it may have an unforeseen effect. It may kill you.
Tom Servo : If you watch it in front of a moving bus.
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Mike Nelson : How could they make a movie so damn boring?
Tom Servo : You know, they weren't really expecting anybody to watch this, everybody was supposed to be necking by this time, so... Mike?
[Tom and Crow lean towards Mike and make kissing noises at him]
Mike Nelson : Hey! Stop that... Cut it out...
Tom Servo : Might be fun...
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Mrs. Gumby : Such clever boys certainly deserve some crackers with their milk.
Tom Servo : Crackers? Wow! Maybe they'll have white rice later!
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Tom Servo : The skull has been perfectly civil through all this, I must say.
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[Jenny throws the skull out the window]
Tom Servo : Alas poor Yorick, she threw him well!
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Tom Servo : [as Mickey] Oh man, it's like a *buffet* of victims, I don't even know where to start!
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Tom Servo : [Mickey suddenly runs away] I had a victim in the oven!
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Jenny : [Referring to the book she was reading] It's called "Beast in the Jungle"
Tom Servo : [For Jenny] It's about what to expect on my honeymoon
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Tom Servo : The nice thing about Gumby is that you can also use him as window caulk.