- Tom Servo: [as Charles Benton] I've gotta take a big indestructible wizz.
- Joel Robinson: [appalled] Oh, that is tasteless.
- Tom Servo: [as the indestructible man is splashing about in the sewers underneath Los Angeles] You know, nobody needs to hide *this* bad.
- Tom Servo: [as the police are splashing around the sewers beneath Los Angeles] Eccch, don't even *ask*.
- Crow T. Robot: You know, think of all the burritos they sell in this town.
- Joel Robinson: [movie shows shots of police cars with sirens on] Attention, be on the look out for doughnuts!
- Tom Servo: Oh come on, Joel. That's really *lame*.
- Joel Robinson: Oh, whatever you say, Tom "I've got to take an indestructible wizz" Servo.