Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Gorgo (1998)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : Uh, Mr. Maltin, is "Gorgo" really that bad? I mean, you're not really gonna hurt us, are ya?

  Leonard Maltin : Well, that's a matter of opinion, Mike. Now I actually like "Gorgo," but when we reviewed it for my number 1 best-selling Movie and Video Guide, it put two of my assistant editors into intensive care. So who knows? Besides, Pearl promised me a light lunch at SkyBar.

• Mike Nelson : I think this movie's editing philosophy was "don't stay on anything too long; it doesn't look good enough."

• Tom Servo : "Thunderbore."

  Crow T. Robot : "Voyage to the Bottom of the Yawn."

  Tom Servo : "The Abysmal."

  Crow T. Robot : "Driving Miss Dummy."

  Mike Nelson : Wait... that doesn't work at all.

  Crow T. Robot : Really?

  Mike Nelson : No, it really fails on a lot of levels.

  Crow T. Robot : [indignant]  You know what, I *try*, Mike, all right?