My Family (TV Series)

Awkward Phase (2000)

Daisy Donovan: Brigitte McKay

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Ben Harper : What are you doing? It's 6:30. Isn't it a little early to be ruining my day?

  Brigitte McKay : I've lost my keys to the surgery.

  Ben Harper : Have you tried searching for them?

  Brigitte McKay : I've tried everything. I've prayed for them, I've asked my spirit guide for them, I've phoned the LPPN - Lost Property Psychic Network. I've even used astral projection and searched three different time zones. Nothing.

  Ben Harper : [pause]  Have you checked your handbag?

  Brigitte McKay : [Brigitte looks in her handbag and finds the keys]  Here they are!

  Ben Harper : Funny, isn't it? It's always the last place you look?

  Brigitte McKay : Thank you, Mr. Harper. With friends like you, who needs animals?

  Ben Harper : Enemies. With friends like me, who needs enemies?

  Brigitte McKay : Don't be silly, Mr. Harper. Nobody needs enemies. That's like saying who needs mosquitoes. Although in a way, mosquitoes are animals, so I suppose we do need them.

  Ben Harper : Brigitte?

  Brigitte McKay : Yeah?

  Ben Harper : Take the day off.

• Ben Harper : Sorry, er... w-what is this?

  Brigitte McKay : It's the song of the humpback whale.

  Ben Harper : I don't care if it's the song of the lonely goat herd. Turn it off.

  Brigitte McKay : But it's supposed to be relaxing.

  Ben Harper : Brigitte, this is a dental surgery! You're not meant to be relaxed!