The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Candice Bergen (1976)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, Swedish Chef, Droop, Singer
Quotes
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Candice Bergen : Kermit, he ate my camera.
Kermit : You're lucky. Last week he ate the guest.
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Miss Piggy : Kermit, do you notice that every time we have a beautiful girl on the show, you forget about me?
Kermit : Uh, yeah, well, we could have a seal act on the show, and I might forget about you.
Miss Piggy : He tries so desperately to hide his love for me.
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Fozzie Bear : Letter for Kermit the Frog! Letter for Kermit the Frog! Letter for Ker- Are you Kermit the Frog?
Kermit : You know I am, Fozzie.
[Fozzie holds up a wooden letter "R"]
Fozzie Bear : Ah! Ah! Letter! Ah! Funny! Funny! Ah!
[Fozzie leaves. Kermit grimaces, unamused]
Kermit : Someday I'm gonna get him. I don't know how, but I'm going to get him.