Monsters (TV Series)

The Moving Finger (1991)

Tom Noonan: Howard Mitla

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Quotes 

• Howard's wife : It's early, people are out, I'll be perfectly safe.

  Howard : Ok but, but act like you own the streets I mean that's the secret. And don't get one of those crazy flavors.

  Howard's wife : I like crazy flavors Howard that's why I married you.

• Police Officer : Police! come out with your hands over your head!

  [stepping into the bathroom] 

  Police Officer : Oh my God...

  Howard : Come to use the toilet? Go right ahead, the problems taken care of.

  Police Officer : What problem is that sir

  Howard : You know there are five fingers on a hand, that's only one hand mind you. You ever considered how many holes there are in the modern bathroom?

• Howard : That's the finger's.

  Police Officer : Who's finger?

  Howard : That's a good question.

• Howard : I like game shows, but you know there's one question they never ask, you know all these terrible things, like murder and robbery, ya know and fingers in the drain happen to nicest people.

  [laughing] 

  Howard : that's a bad idea

  [to police officer opening toilet]