Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater (2003)
Bitty Schram: Sharona Fleming
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Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : Gail's in the next scene. She kills a guy.
Adrian Monk : I hope it's the guy who designed these seats.
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Cheryl Fleming : [1:21] You know, I always thought if anyone in this family ever would ended up in jail, it would be you.
Sharona Fleming : Arh. You know what? That's great. That's great. Right in front of Benjy?
Benjy Fleming : I don't mind.
Cheryl Fleming : No. You know what I'm talking about. Remember when you S-T-O-L-E the car?
Sharona Fleming : Ma, he's eleven years old. He can spell.
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Jenna Ryan : [Jenna Ryan, an actress, is found to be involved in a murder] I had nothing to do with this! I swear! I swear.
Sharona Fleming : Shut up, bitch! Show's over.
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Sharona Fleming : How was the dating?
Adrian Monk : It was hell. Thank God I'm not single.
Sharona Fleming : But you are single.
Adrian Monk : Oh yeah.
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[Sharona's mother rings the doorbell. Sharona panics]
Sharona Fleming : Listen, I may have told her a couple things that weren't exactly true.
Adrian Monk : Like what?
Sharona Fleming : Like, Benjy's on the honor roll.
Adrian Monk : Oh. Okay, no problem.
Sharona Fleming : Thanks.
[She turns to the door, but turns back]
Sharona Fleming : Oh, and my rent's only $900 a month.
Adrian Monk : Right.
Sharona Fleming : And Ronnie? I broke up with him, not the other way around. I'm seeing a new guy now, he's a stockbroker, but he's out of town for six weeks... and-and you have full medical, and a dental plan.
[She starts to open the door, but stops]
Sharona Fleming : And... I'm not your assistant. I'm your partner. Is that all right?
Adrian Monk : Yeah... wow! Congratulations.
Sharona Fleming : Thanks.
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Adrian Monk : Excuse me. Could I have my four dollars back?
Doorman : What?
Adrian Monk : We gave you forty-four dollars.
Doorman : Yeah?
Adrian Monk : The bribe was only forty. So, you know...
Doorman : Are you for real?
Sharona Fleming : Will you come on?
Adrian Monk : OK, but we have a four dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down.