- Stuart Macintosh: Stuart Macintosh.
- Hector MacDonald: Macintosh! Do you realise you're on MacDonald land?
- Kilwillie: Hector, this is the 21st century. The clan wars are long over.
- Hector MacDonald: No news on the wake then?
- Molly MacDonald: For the last time Hector, they're not having one.
- Hector MacDonald: It's a damn disgrace. Music and dancing, that's what I want when I go, and plenty of it.
- Molly MacDonald: Oh believe me, dear, there will be.