Mind Your Language (TV Series)

I Belong to Glasgow (1979)

Barry Evans: Jeremy Brown

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Quotes 

• [Ali runs into the classroom, being chased by a rabid Ranjeet] 

  Ali Nadim : Oh, blimey! That infidel has gone oranges!

  Jeremy Brown : You mean bananas!

  Ali Nadim : Yes please!

• Jock : Aww no, I'm not gonnae listen to Charlie Chapatti over there claiming he's mah equal.

  Ranjeet Singh : [drawing his kirpan]  WHAT DID HE SAY?

  Jeremy Brown : Nothing, Ranjeet...

  Ali Nadim : [laughing]  On blimey, he's called you a jolly chapatti!

  Jock : That goes for you an' all Takeaway Tommy.

  Ali Nadim : I give you bunch of fingers!

  Ali Nadim : [charges] 

• Taro Nagazumi : Excuse, please-o!

  Jeremy Brown : Yes, Taro?

  Taro Nagazumi : Not polite-o, to insult lady-o. Please apologize-o.

  Jock : Get knotted!

  Taro Nagazumi : [angry]  Put up your fists-o!

  Jock : OK, hara-kiri, if it's a fight ya want, ya'll get one, ya ready?

  [screams] 

• Jeremy Brown : For example repeat after me; the fat black cat sat on the mat.

  Jock : The fa' black cat satnamat.

• [Ranjeet, shouting, runs into the classroom and he stabs the notice board on the back wall with his Kirpan] 

  Jeremy Brown : [angry]  Ranjeet! what is the meaning of this?

  Ranjeet Singh : [pulling knife out of board]  The meaning is, some damn fool is opening the door just as I'm charging in.

  Danielle Favre : Monsieur Brown opened the door!

  Ranjeet Singh : [putting hands together]  Thousand apologies.

  Jeremy Brown : All right come over here Ali. Now, what is all this about?

  Ranjeet Singh : [pointing to Ali]  That barbarian is calling me a hairy goat!

  Jeremy Brown : Is this true Ali?

  Ali Nadim : Yes please!

  [indicating Ranjeet] 

  Ali Nadim : but this infidel is calling me the son of a cross-eyed camel!

  Ranjeet Singh : That is not true! I am calling him an illegitimate son of a cross-eyed camel!

  Jeremy Brown : [annoyed at their bad behaviour]  Yeah well it's not good enough!

  Ranjeet Singh : [curiously]  Ah, you want me to be calling him something worse?

• Danielle Favre : [about the men in her life]  They only want me for my body, all of them! They just want to get me into bed!

  Jeremy Brown : Well, I suppose you should sort it out with them...

  Danielle Favre : Oh no! I like it!