Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Computer Show (1989)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : Much like a family, what would a computer do for me?
Marcy : It could do all sorts of things. Like keeping up with sports scores.
Al : Newspaper.
Steve : Social events.
Al : TV Guide.
Marcy : Organizing recipes.
Al : [Placing arm around Peg] Don't eat.
Steve : Doctor's appointments.
Al : Don't care.
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Kelly Bundy : Call 'who' Ishmael?
Al : Ah, me. Look, Kelly, we have a million dollar computer sitting over here, why don't you do your report on it?
Kelly Bundy : I tried. I turned it on and I typed in "Ishmael". You know what it said to me, Dad? Ishmael. It even spelled it wrong.
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Al : This computer cost me a fortune. Now, I don't plan to watch our money go down the drain like I did with the stove and the refrigerator and our marriage certificate. Now as I slowly sink into bankrupcy, I want to have a memory. So, I want you to do something - ANYTHING - with that computer.
Peggy : [scene flips. The computer now sits on a desk of its own and is accompanied by a printer and a phone] There. You happy, Al?
Al : [sarcastically] Yeah, couldn't be happier.
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Al Bundy : [Buck is bringing Al's slippers down the stairs] Finally, someone who knows who the real master of this house is.
[Buck walks past Al and gives the slippers to the computer]
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Kelly Bundy : Dad, I've got this book report due in um, oh God, what do you call it? The subject with the words?
Al Bundy : English?
Kelly Bundy : Yeah