Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Agony and the Extra C (1996)
Tom McCleister: Ike
Quotes
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Al Bundy : Jefferson, we are all taking you out today to celebrate your wedding anniversary since you don't work.
Jefferson D'Arcy : So, how come you guys are not at work?
Al Bundy , Griff , Bob Rooney , Ike : We're sick.
Officer Dan : Except for me. I'm working.
Police Dispatcher : All units, all units, report to city hall. The mayor has been taken hostage by a group of...
Officer Dan : [turns off his radio] Blah, blah, blah, shut up!
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Sierra Madre : I just had a thought. Why don't you get a tattoo? I once got my boyfriend's name tattooed on me for his birthday.
Officer Dan : I don't see any tattoo.
Sierra Madre : Here, I'll show you. Gather around...
[all the men gather around Sierra Madre, and they all suddenly yell and gasp]
Ike : Oh boy, I'd love to be her boyfriend.
Griff : I'd love to be her boyfriend's name.