Married... with Children (TV Series)
Rock of Ages (1992)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : [singing] We are the old. We've got arthritis. Our gums are weak...
Richie Havens : So weak.
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : From gingivitis.
John Sebastian : We are the old. We've got arthritis.
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We are the ones who wear bifocals and have bursitis.
Spencer Davis : There are people younger, but we heed another call.
Richie Havens : We really need the money. Our accountants took it all.
Peter Noone : We sing to you, those who have money. Once we was cool.
Al Bundy : But now we just dress funny.
John Sebastian : We need your help. So, please, please dig deep.
Richie Havens : Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep.
Robby Krieger : We have Medicare and anti-gas pills.
Mark Lindsay : But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills.
Richie Havens : Take it, Axle!
[Al imitates a harmonica with a sandwich]
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We are the old.
Kelly Bundy , Peggy Bundy , Bud Bundy : They are the old.
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : We have arthritis.
Kelly Bundy , Peggy Bundy , Bud Bundy : They have arthritis.
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : Once we were gods. Now golf excites us.
Bud Bundy : Golf excites 'em!
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : So write a check...
Richie Havens : A really big one!
Al Bundy , Spencer Davis , Richie Havens , Robby Krieger , Mark Lindsay , Peter Noone , John Sebastian : For our December. There's one more verse, but we can't remember.
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Kelly Bundy : Mom. You know what I'm thinking?
Peggy Bundy : That we should go upstairs and split up Marcy's shoes?
Kelly Bundy : No, I was just wondering what I was thinking 'cause I forgot.
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Peggy Bundy : Where's the money, Al?
Al Bundy : Oh, I got robbed. I was driving home and I drove by the bank, and the street was cordoned off. So I knew I shouldn't get out of the car, but I did, and that's when they jumped me.
Peggy Bundy : Muggers, Al?
Al Bundy : Worse. Bankers. Bill collectors, electric-company reps, that wiry little woman from the water company They were all there. They threw me down, forced a pen in my hand and made me pay bills against my will. I felt so violated.