Married... with Children (TV Series)
No Chicken, No Check (1993)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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[Al and the kids have returned from the auto auction]
Peggy : Did you buy the kids a car, Al?
Kelly : [off screen] DON'T TOUCH MY CAR! I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN!
Bud : [off screen] IN THAT CASE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SITTING IN IT!
Al : Yes, I did. And, as you can see, all of my worries about them fighting were unfounded.
[Looks out the window where Kelly has Bud in a headlock beating him on the head]
Al : On the upside, however, I did get them to knock off $100. Why pay for seat belts if you don't have brakes?
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Bud : Hey, Kel. Guess what; I've got a date tonight with a foreign exchange student who's so easy she makes you look like a calculus problem.
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Al : [Al is explaining the auto insurance policy to Kelly] One: you can't drive on paved roads. Two: cars have the right of way. And because you have to always be on official farm business...
[pulls out a live chicken]
Al : This must always be in your car, hence the South Forty motto "No Chicken, No Check".
Bud : [comes through the front door] Hey, Kel.
[looks at Al]
Bud : South Forty Insurance, Dad?
Al : It's a damn fine company, "The Farmer's Best Friend" next to a sheep and a tall wheat field.
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Kelly Bundy : Not tonight, I have a date with Neuter.
Bud Bundy : You can go out with Dad anytime.
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[Bud and Kelly are double dating at the drive-in]
Sonya : American movies are so rich and confusing. So much texture and subplot.
Bud : Well, the thing to remember is that Elmer is mad at Bugs because he tied his gun barrel into a bow.
Kelly : Exchange student, huh? What did we send her country; a head of lettuce and some sand?