- Buck: [after Ezra's opponent reveals his cards] A deck with six kings! That is something you don't see every day!
- Ezra Standish: [absolutely astonished that he was cheated] You, sir, have violated me.
- Big Lester Banks: I was wondering, is this, uh, a god-fearing town?
- Ezra Standish: Uh, this town and the good lord are hardly on speaking turns.
- Josiah Sanchez: I hate funerals. I don't care if Heaven is paved with the softest silk and serves Kentucky whiskey. I hate sending people up there.
- Big Lester Banks: Sour grapes, Mr. Standish?
- Ezra Standish: If I had any grapes, sour or otherwise, you'd have won 'em from me by now.
- Buck: That turn was perfect.
- John 'J.D.' Dunne: Buck, come on. You know nothing I do is perfect.
- Chris Larabee: If he was perfect, he wouldn't be one of us.
- Chris Larabee: Maybe Achilles has bigger fish to fry.
- Morris: Don't look at me, I don't even like fish.