M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Dear Peggy (1975)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Lt. Gage, RN : [worried about the strenuousness of piling people into jeep] Can I get a hernia?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Certainly. But rent one first, see if you really like it.
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Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : This is completely against military regulations!
Maj. Frank Burns : Wholly unauthorized!
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : You've got some of my nurses in there.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I'll rinse 'em off before I return them.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [angry about overlooked shrapnel on an xray] Frank, you can't just look around, you have to feel around.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : He does.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I mean during surgery.
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[last lines]
Lt. : [paces back and forth outside post-op, then sits down on a bench, then begins to kneel in prayer when the door opens - turns] Is he going to make it?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Well, we could get bombed, there could be an earthquake, or Frank could operate on him again!
Maj. Frank Burns : Twerp!
Local Koreans (uncredited) : [on Hawkeye's cue] You tell 'em, Ferret-face!
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [Hawkeye is fitting people into a Jeep for a world record] Squeeze in, Major. We got plenty of room.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : This is completely beneath me.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I was hoping for that spot myself.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [Reading on a scrap of newspaper wrapping] Elizabeth Taylor married somebody whose name begins with N-I.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : N- I?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Nixon! Elizabeth Taylor married our vice president!
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Nicky Hilton.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Nicky Hilton's our vice president now?
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Maj. Frank Burns : More suction, nurse. Stop daydreaming!
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : You're there to assist the doctor, Lieutenant.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Give her a doctor, she'll assist him.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Writing home again? That's your third letter this week.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Only way I can keep my sanity.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Well if you want sanity, you can have mine. God knows, I'm not using it.