M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Adam's Ribs (1974)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Master Sgt. Tarola : What's in the package?
Hawkeye : Ribs and sauce from Chicago.
Master Sgt. Tarola : Adam's Ribs?
Hawkeye : You know it?
Master Sgt. Tarola : Are you kidding? I'm from Joliet. I'd walk to Chicago on my knees in the snow for a takeout order.
Trapper : He's one of you.
Master Sgt. Tarola : How many you got?
Hawkeye : 40 pounds.
Master Sgt. Tarola : I'll take twenty, and a quart of sauce.
Hawkeye : Ten, and a pint of sauce.
Master Sgt. Tarola : Twelve, and a pint and a half. And coleslaw.
Hawkeye : We didn't order any cole slaw.
Master Sgt. Tarola : You sent all the way to Chicago, and no cole slaw?
Hawkeye : Forgive us, we're draftees.
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Henry : [after Hawkeye starts a riot in the mess tent over the food] Just who do you think you are, Pierce?
Hawkeye : I broke under the pressure, warden.
Trapper : Eleven straight days, Henry!
Henry : Well, don't you think I tried for some relieviation?
Radar : Yes, sir?
Henry : Radar, what happened to the frozen turkey I ordered you to order?
Radar : I put in the requisition, sir, marked "urgent."
Henry : Well?
Radar : They sent us five thousand athletic supporters.
Trapper : Marked "urgent!"
[laughs]
Henry : I don't find that such a rib-tickler, Mclntyre.
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Hawkeye : Right now, I'm thinking of bigger things.
[Looks at Klinger]
Hawkeye : Don't you come from Chicago?
Radar : [Klinger was about to talk] No, he's from Toledo.
Klinger : But I get my lingerie from Chicago.
[Trapper is cleaning a glass]
Trapper : And it's beautiful.
[Hawkeye, Radar, and Klinger stares at him]
Trapper : I hear.
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Major Pfiefer : 4077 MASH... Oh yeah, I talked to some cocky little nurse at your outfit.
Trapper : [to Hawkeye] Radar.