- Eric Catchpole: [Looking at a drunken, hungover Tink] My God, Tink, you look like the rough end of a pineapple.
- Mr. Kashimoto: [Admiring one of Lovejoy's garish coffee mugs, "Golfers Do It With Balls!"] Where can I get such china, please? Most amusing.
- Lovejoy: [Graciously] A gift to Mr. Kashimoto. Yours to empty. Yours to hold.