Quotes
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Charlie Hume : What happened?
Mrs. Pynchon : Well, I was in the elevator and a spectacularly rude man blew cigar smoke in my face. We had words, and he presented me with his cigar! His slimy, half-smoked cigar!
Charlie Hume : Gee, that's terrible. What did you do?
Mrs. Pynchon : Well, I said to him - "I cannot rob you of the only thing in the world that lights up in your presence!"
Lou Grant : [giggling] What a great come-back!
Charlie Hume : That's telling him!
Mrs. Pynchon : Well, unfortunately I was four floors away when I thought of it...
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Lou Grant : I reach for my laundry and this guy grabs a tire iron!
Art Donovan : I don't blame him, Lou, I wouldn't want to get hit with your dirty laundry.