- Waiter: Good evening, do you have an invitation?
- Lt. Theo Kojak: [smiles] Oh, Fast Feeney. You've lost a lot of weight.
- Waiter: Why don't you send yourself up, Kojak? You could use a Sing Sing slimming.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: [chuckles] Well, you're gonna get five more years for that.
- Whitney Farrow: What was that all about?
- Paul Merchison: A detective lieutenant bucking for captain's bars. He won't be back.
- Whitney Farrow: [scoffs] I seem to remember someone saying that about Napoleon.
- Victor Marchette: [on phone] You know who's his own man? Hm? Nobody. Now let's face it, who wants to be a nobody?
- Capt. Frank McNeil: [to Kojak] Where do you get the 14-carat chutzpah to talk to an elected official like that, and in front of a dozen witnesses?
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Hey look, Mac, uh, I'm onto something...
- Capt. Frank McNeil: Oh, you're onto something? You'll be into men's ready-wear if Murchison has his way.
- Fowler: Lieutenant, line two.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: I told you not to interrupt me unless it was important. Is it a broad?
- Whitney Farrow: [on phone] That's all I have to do? Duh... set it up?
- Victor Marchette: [shouting] No, that's not all you have to do! You got to be there when he shows!
- Whitney Farrow: [increasingly nervous] Be there when they kill him?
- Victor Marchette: [more quiet] If it bothers you that much, don't watch.