Knight Rider (TV Series)

Junk Yard Dog (1985)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : I thought you were one of those old type heroes, you know. The kind who just drove off into the sunset, secure in the knowledge that you could handle any situation that might arise.

  K.I.T.T. : I don't know if those old time heroes were so much. I mean they always drank sarsaparilla and never kissed the girl. Well what was all that about? Michael? Michael?

  [Michael is busy kissing the girl] 

• Bonnie Barstow : K.I.T.T., what's the square root of 256 and the capitol of Montanna?

  K.I.T.T. : Bonnie, really.

  Bonnie Barstow : K.I.T.T., do you know the answer?

  K.I.T.T. : Can Michael Jackson moonwalk?

• Michael Knight : [K.I.T.T. is in pieces, being rebuild from the ground up]  Hey pal, it's me, Michael...

  K.I.T.T. : [after a pause, quite weak]  Hello, Michael.

  Michael Knight : Hey, how ya doing, buddy? Ready for a couple of one-eighties, maybe a couple o' nineties, a little crash through a wall? Huh?

  [pause] 

  Michael Knight : I'm just kidding here.

  [another pause] 

  Michael Knight : K.I.T.T.?

  K.I.T.T. : I guess my humor mode needs a little more work.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, Devon is calling.

  Devon Miles : [on video screen]  Hello Michael.

  Michael Knight : Hello yourself, if you'd waited a couple more minutes, we could talk face to face, we're almost back to the semi now.

  Devon Miles : Well, that's why I called you. I'm afraid I won't be there, I injured my back. And I don't want any cracks about falling off barstools, chasing blondes, slipping on banana peels or anything like that.

  Michael Knight : Somehow that image didn't occur to me.

• Michael Knight : [Michael pulls up outside the toxic waste dump at night time and sees armed guards]  You get the feeling they don't want company... .

  K.I.T.T. : More to the point, who'd want to visit?

• 'Acid' John Byrock : [John is stuck in the acid pit]  Come on, get me out of here! What is this?

  Michael Knight : I believe it's called hazardous waste disposal.

  [to KITT] 

  Michael Knight : Wouldn't you agree, partner?

  K.I.T.T. : I most certainly would.