King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying (1997)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• [holding a big foam "#1" finger] 

  Bobby Hill : Does this finger match these short pants?

• Tilly Hill : What did the doctor say honey?

  Hank Hill : I poked myself in the eye, it's the darnedest thing

  Tilly Hill : But what about the other eye?

  Hank Hill : Well it seems the other eye compensates by shutting itself down, it's one of natures wonders

  Gary Kasner : My entire life I've been reading "Psychology Today", I-I never heard of an eye sympathetically shutting down, hmm.

  Hank Hill : [seemingly pointing at him]  I got a magazine you ought to read, it's called "The Ten Commandments"!

  Gary Kasner : Who's he talking to? Hank you want I should come over there?

  Bobby Hill : [imitating him]  You want I should come over there?

  [laughs] 

  Bobby Hill : That is so Arizona!

• Hank Hill : Bobby, are you going to the game with us?

  Bobby Hill : Basketball, I can take or leave.

  Peggy Hill : Excuse me? Honey, don't you mean to say, "I can take or leave basketball."?

  Bobby Hill : No Mom. Gary taught me this. It's the cool new way people from Arizona talk. You want I should teach you?