King of the Hill (TV Series)
Luanne's Saga (1997)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
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Quotes
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Hank : He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.
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Luanne Platter : But my heart is telling me that...
Hank : Your heart is tellin' you? Who's the boss, you or your heart? You are! Your heart is your employee. So get your heart off it's butt and back to work.
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Hank : I went in there and fixed her like fixin' a carburetor. And you know what? It was fun, like fixin' a carburetor.
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Hank : Son, they got 8 kinds of ketchup here and 3 kinds of catsup.
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Bill Dauterive : You know, Hank, maybe it's time to settle this.
Hank : Yeah, I just hate these big emotional scenes. Well, let's get it over with. Boomhauer!
Boomhauer : Yeah?
Hank : Beer?
Boomhauer : Yep.
Dale Gribble : That was beautiful.