The King of Queens (TV Series)
Golden Moldy (2003)
Jerry Stiller: Arthur Spooner
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Quotes
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[Arthur calls Doug in St. Croix]
Arthur Spooner : Douglas? It's Arthur Spooner.
Doug Heffernan : Okay, last name not necessary.
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Arthur Spooner : Hello kids, what you got there?
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Just some brochures, actually it looks like we're going down to the Caribbean next week.
Arthur Spooner : We are? Oh, I'm so excited!
Doug Heffernan : Well, I hope you're excited for us!
Arthur Spooner : I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family.
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Come on, you'll have fun. You can invite Spence, and we'll buy you something from St. Croix.
Arthur Spooner : You think you can buy me off with some cheap island trinket, a linen shirt 42-long? How dare you?
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Arthur Spooner : Kids, sorry to be the killjoy here, but I don't think this is a good time for you to be going away.
Doug Heffernan : Why not?
Arthur Spooner : There's a very nasty odor down in the basement.
Doug Heffernan : Yes, and now it has travelled up here!
Arthur Spooner : Old people smell - cutting edge humor Douglas!