- Ron: Oh this place just screams lair. Look at all the chrome. And you've got doors that go "whoosh"
- Senor Senior Junior: I have been curious about the "whoosh"
- Senor Senior, Sr.: I like the "whoosh." It's the door saying, "I am closed."
- [after Ron Stoppable has complimented Senor Senior, Sr. on his new bad-guy lagoon]
- Senor Senior, Sr.: The piranha won't be here 'til Monday, but I assure you the Koi have not been fed in days.
- [Kim is explaining how the Seniors' reckless consumption affects others]
- Kim: Yeah... um... you house sucks up so much power, it's causing blackouts all over Europe.
- Senor Senior, Sr.: And these people without power, they are inconvenienced?
- Kim: Very.
- Senor Senior, Sr.: See, Junior, how awful it is to be poor?