Justice League (TV Series)
Injustice for All: Part II (2002)
Ian Buchanan: Ultra-Humanite
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Quotes
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Ultra-Humanite : [slows down by Batman while being arrested] Wait. You'll keep our bargain?
Batman : Yes. Double what Luthor was paying.
Superman : [after Humanite passes] What was *that* all about?
[he just smiles]
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Joker : [wheeling a TV into Batman's cell] Showtime, everybody! Live and in color - the end of the Justice League!
Batman : Don't make me laugh.
Joker : It's no joke. There's a surprise hidden in your little clubhouse.
[turns on the TV, showing the Watchtower]
Joker : And once your chums get there... kablooey!
[holds up a box]
Joker : Popcorn?
[Batman is silent]
Joker : Oh, well, more for me.
Ultra-Humanite : Joker, you nauseate me.
Joker : Ohh, he's going to miss the show. And the sequel.
Batman : What sequel?
Joker : After the bomb gets your friends, I get you.
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Batman : Grundy, what's Luthor paying you for this?
Solomon Grundy : Money, lots of it.
Batman : [of Humanite] As much as he's getting?
Solomon Grundy : I dunno.
Batman : Look at all you've had to put up with. You should be getting more.
Ultra-Humanite : More than me? Preposterous.
[goes off to read the paper]
Batman : Is it?
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Ultra-Humanite : Unhand me, your worthless zombie.
Solomon Grundy : Take that back!
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Lex Luthor : Can't give up now. I just need to buy more time. Can you help?
Ultra-Humanite : Perhaps, but...
Lex Luthor : But what?
Ultra-Humanite : It'll cost you extra.
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Lex Luthor : Just do what I say.
Ultra-Humanite : It's your funeral.
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Ultra-Humanite : I surrender.
Joker : [hiding elsewhere] Whoopsie. Time to run!
[taking out a gun]
Joker : But there's still one unfinished piece of business.
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Superman : Where's Luthor?
Lex Luthor : [in the LexoSuit] Right here!
[blasting him with beams of kryptonite]
Lex Luthor : And I'm going to enjoy every moment of this. Why so surprised, Superman? It's a basic rule of business: turn every weakness into a strength.
[blasting him again]
Lex Luthor : Of course, that's a lesson you may not live to appreciate.
Ultra-Humanite : [zapping him from behind] Neither will you, Lex.
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Solomon Grundy : Batman broke that... static thingy!
Ultra-Humanite : He's probably already contacted the Martian. They'll be here soon.
Solomon Grundy : What are we gonna do?
Lex Luthor : Don't panic. We'll be ready for them once we get rid of the traitor.
Cheetah : Traitor?
Lex Luthor : Think about it. The only way they could have found the bomb is if someone told them; one of us. Fortunately, this old place still has functioning surveillance cameras.
Cheetah : [they see her kissing Batman] No, I didn't! I wouldn't! You can't think...
Lex Luthor : Get her!
[kicking Grundy and leaping over him, she makes it to the elevator]
Joker : Hello, kitty.
[electrocuting her with his joy buzzer]
Joker : And they say I'm not a team player.