Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Stealing Thunder (2005)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Vanessa Baronne : Remember us Chan? You snatched the Nepilla Opal, the Sword of Badang, and now the Silve Iguana of Yorumba from our greedy little hands!

  Jackie : Yes. Nice to see you all again. How have you been? Bye bye.

  [Runs away] 

• Uncle : [Entering a comic book convention]  We must hurry, split up and look for teenager in a costume.

  Jackie : [looking around]  That is everyone.

  Uncle : Do not argue with Uncle.

• Jackie : It is a sunken ship. And there are letter on the hull.

  Jade : A-N-I-C. Whoa! The castanets went down with the Titanic.

• Capt. Black : Fortunately, Section 13 has a new submersible vehicle. Specificially designed for...

  [Starts sniffing] 

  Capt. Black : What's that odor?

  Jackie : [Sniffing]  Uncle.

  Tohru : I pleaded with Sensei to stay in bed. But he would not listen.

  Uncle : Uncle is needed. Demon chi is very powerful.

  Capt. Black : Oh! So is that garlic!

• Jade : I know. I know. Too dangerous. But you need me Uncle Jackie.

  [Jackie glares at Jade] 

  Jade : Ok, fine. I'll leave.

  Jackie : Very funny. We are 20,000 leagues under the sea and...

  [Jack sniffs the air] 

  Jackie : Why do you smell like garlic?

  Jade : Not me.

  [Sniffs the air] 

  Jade : It's coming from

  [Jade opens a locker] 

  Uncle : Hi Jackie.

  [Jade and Jackie gasp] 

  Jackie : Uncle!

  Jade : Great minds think alike.

• Uncle : So use Chi-o-matic.

  Jackie : Underwater?

  Uncle : [Holds up the Chi-o-matic in a bag]  Bag seals in freshness.

• Jackie : [referring to the sub]  Hmm. It must have been damaged by the giant crab. We will have to jettison some weight.

  Tohru : I'm sorry. I am not a very good swimmer.

• Jackie : Luckily I avoided betting the gends.

  [laughs] 

  Jackie : I mean . ooh... ground is wobbly like pudding. Ah. I like tapioca.

• Uncle : Quiet. Chi-o-matic senses presence of dual demon chi. Drago must be near.

  Jade : So let's throw him a little suprise party. Chan style!

  Jackie : Jade, I told you to stay by the car!

  Jade : [Leaning on a stack of junked cars]  Hello. You didn't say which car.

• Jackie : Video games will distract you from your studies.

  Jade : That's not true. Programming those mondo cool sayings, that's creative writing. Keeping score, that's math. Honestly, Robomercs is more educational that homework.

  Jackie : We will see.

  Jade : Translation forget about it.

• Jackie : But why is Strikemaster Ice stealing those particular items?

  Capt. Black : No se compadre. But I'll bet where there's Ice, there's a fire demon.

• Jackie : [Jade jumps on Jackie shoulder's as he's chasing the Ice Crew]  Jade, what are you doing?

  Jade : Is this a trick question?