Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Stealing Thunder (2005)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Jade : You can do the same thing, Larry. Be like Supermoose, free the hero inside.

• Jade : Larry, listen. You have these weirdo powers because demon chi has entered your body!

  Larry : Demons? Ha! There's no such thing.

  [watches the Ice Crew fight Jackie and Tohru] 

  Larry : Uh, firebreathing Lizardmen, maybe, but not demons!

• Jade : You have all these powers because demon chi is taking control.

  Larry : You're wrong Jade! I *know* what's happening. I'm uh, I'm... TURNING INTO SUPERMOOSE!

  Drago : What you're turning into is a MAJOR PAIN IN MY TAIL!

• Jade : He's taking away your powers Larry. It's for your own good.

  Larry : I thought I could trust you. But you have betrayed me!... Once my friends, now my enemies!

• Jackie : It is a sunken ship. And there are letter on the hull.

  Jade : A-N-I-C. Whoa! The castanets went down with the Titanic.

• Jade : I know. I know. Too dangerous. But you need me Uncle Jackie.

  [Jackie glares at Jade] 

  Jade : Ok, fine. I'll leave.

  Jackie : Very funny. We are 20,000 leagues under the sea and...

  [Jack sniffs the air] 

  Jackie : Why do you smell like garlic?

  Jade : Not me.

  [Sniffs the air] 

  Jade : It's coming from

  [Jade opens a locker] 

  Uncle : Hi Jackie.

  [Jade and Jackie gasp] 

  Jackie : Uncle!

  Jade : Great minds think alike.

• Jade : [Taking control of the sub to fight a giant crab]  Let's see how you do against a video game pro! Hang on tight crew. We're about to exerperience a little turbulence.

• Jade : You brought a hair dryer on a deep sea mission?

  Tohru : Ocean air gives me the frizzies.

• Jade : Come on! We gotta find Jackie!

  Uncle : Uncle will stay here. Finish styling Chi-o-matic.

• Jade : [to one of the Ice Crew]  Avalanche coming at you!

  [Tohru jumps off a cliff and lands on the Ice Crew] 

• Uncle : Quiet. Chi-o-matic senses presence of dual demon chi. Drago must be near.

  Jade : So let's throw him a little suprise party. Chan style!

  Jackie : Jade, I told you to stay by the car!

  Jade : [Leaning on a stack of junked cars]  Hello. You didn't say which car.

• MC Cobra : Yo girlfriend, you disrespecting my hizzhouse!

  Jade : My bad. I meant to dis *you*!

• Jackie : Video games will distract you from your studies.

  Jade : That's not true. Programming those mondo cool sayings, that's creative writing. Keeping score, that's math. Honestly, Robomercs is more educational that homework.

  Jackie : We will see.

  Jade : Translation forget about it.

• Jackie : [Jade jumps on Jackie shoulder's as he's chasing the Ice Crew]  Jade, what are you doing?

  Jade : Is this a trick question?

• Jade : I really gotta work on that "look before you leap" thing.

• Jade : [Drago surfaces in a pool]  Aw. The Ice Man's all wet. We better dry you off before you catch something nasty.

  [They put him over a jet engine]