Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

I'll Be a Monkey's Puppet (2002)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Jade : Well it's a start.

  Jackie : What? What is it?

  Uncle : Uh, nothing. Do not look in mirror.

  Jackie : [Jackie looks in a mirror and realizes his a puppet]  Bwaaa? Huh?

  Uncle : I told you not to look in mirror! He never listens.

• Jade : Jackie's back! In the flesh.

  Jackie : And I hope to stay this way. Knock on wood.

  [Knocks on the Monkey King's wooden head] 

• Jade : Jackie, I can't take first prize at the talent show if I don't have a talent.

  Jackie : Jad, you have a fine talent... for getting into trouble

  Jade : Har har.

• Jackie : But Kai Ching said it was one-of-a-kind.

  [Uncle slaps Jackie twice] 

  Uncle : And that is two-of-a-kind, to teach you that brining my competitors goods into my shop invites bad chi... And one more thing, do you see any Monkey Kings in here? No? That is because the Monkey King is known for his love of mischief.

  [Uncle looks at the Monkey King puppet] 

  Uncle : And he is creepy looking.

• Jackie : Hmm. An inscription. "To free me of glitches, and put you in stitches. This merry ape begs, please pull my leg."

  Jade : Go for it.