Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

I'll Be a Monkey's Puppet (2002)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Jade : Well it's a start.

  Jackie : What? What is it?

  Uncle : Uh, nothing. Do not look in mirror.

  Jackie : [Jackie looks in a mirror and realizes his a puppet]  Bwaaa? Huh?

  Uncle : I told you not to look in mirror! He never listens.

• Jade : You wouldn't! That's not funny!

  The Monkey King : Haven't you noticed? I have a *weird* sense of humor.

• Jade : Jackie's back! In the flesh.

  Jackie : And I hope to stay this way. Knock on wood.

  [Knocks on the Monkey King's wooden head] 

• Jade : Jackie, I can't take first prize at the talent show if I don't have a talent.

  Jackie : Jad, you have a fine talent... for getting into trouble

  Jade : Har har.

• Jackie : Hmm. An inscription. "To free me of glitches, and put you in stitches. This merry ape begs, please pull my leg."

  Jade : Go for it.