Jackass (TV Series)

Santa Colonic (2000)

Johnny Knoxville: Self

Quotes 

• Colonic Nurse : Where are you from?

  Johnny Knoxville : [while dressed as Santa Claus]  Uh, the North Pole. Get in town about once a year.

• Colonic Nurse : You know John Wayne died with over 63 pounds of impacted feces in his stomach?

  Johnny Knoxville : Why do you think they called him "The Duke"?