- Ethel Mertz: Well, I must say you're taking it calmly.
- Lucy Ricardo: Now it comes. What's on your mind, Ethel?
- Ethel Mertz: Look, honey, you don't have to pretend with me. I come to you this morning not just as a landlady, not just as a friend, but as a shoulder upon which to weep in this time of crisis.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, I think you've been twisting those curlers too tight.
- Ricky Ricardo: Aw, honey, I don't care anything about that new dancer.
- Lucy Ricardo: Hah!
- Ricky Ricardo: Aw, honey, you can trust me.
- Lucy Ricardo: I can, huh?
- Ricky Ricardo: Why sure. I'm as faithful as an old dog.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, old Rover!