Home Improvement (TV Series)
Don't Tell Momma (1994)
Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor
Quotes
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Jill : [after Jill discovers her car after Tim drops a beam on it] Okay, so let me get this straight: First, you give me a hard time because I get one little, tiny scratch on the door. Then you have someone drop a building on it. Not only do you not tell me about any of this, but you also tell other people it was my fault.
Tim : It could have been your fault.
Jill : What?
Tim : Maybe that scratch weakened the entire structure of this car, mmmm?
Jill : [angrily] That is such a crock.
Tim : Look, the important thing is this could've happened to anyone.
Jill : Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a beam on a car? We should just sue this jerk for all he's worth.
Tim : Oh, we wouldn't want to do that.
Jill : Why?
Tim : You married him.
Jill : Oh, no. You did this? Do you mean we have to pay for this?
Tim : Don't worry, I'm sure we got some beam stuff in our insurance.
Jill : Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone?