Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

How's the Weather? (1970)

Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink

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Quotes 

• Colonel Klink : Of course, you want me to handle it with my usual Klink efficiency, General.

  General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter : No, this time I want it done right.

• Colonel Klink : [to Burkhalter, over the radio, about the party]  I'm only sorry there is no ice cream. We had pistachio, but one of the guards shot it with a machine gun.

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : [trying to persuade Col. Klink to call General Burkhalter]  Why don't you give him a call, sir it means so much to him.

  Colonel Klink : I will thank him the next time I see him, huh? How about "Lili Marlene"!

  [everyone except Hogan continues to shout and sing] 

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Call the general... Call the general, sir. Nothing says you like your voice. Please!

  Colonel Klink : Why do you keep looking at the time, Hogan?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : The call sir, it's after 7:00 you get the night rate. Please.

• Colonel Klink : In case I'm, uh, recommended for promotion - not that I'm asking you, sir - I'm sure that the board will take my extremely marvelous physical fitness into consideration.

  General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter : Physical fitness is one thing. Mental fitness - that's another.