Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan (1969)

Howard Caine: Maj. Hochstetter

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Now, Klink, I'm going to try and be calm about this. I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Major Hochstetter, you won't believe this.

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : TRY ME!

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : It was a million-to-one shot that the candles would have hit the truck.

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : What candles?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : The candles from the birthday cake.

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Birthday cake? IN THE MIDDLE OF WORLD WAR II YOU GIVE YOURSELF A BIRTHDAY PARTY?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh, no. It wasn't for me.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : The party was for me, sir.

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : YOU GIVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A PRISONER?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Oh, no, no. My men gave it to me. I'm sorry you missed it, Major, it was a great party. I saved you some cake.

  [Hogan pulls out two pieces of cake from behind his back] 

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh, thank you, Hogan. Thank you.

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Klink. You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, WHAT MILLIONS OF ENEMY SOLDIERS ARE UNABLE TO DO: BRING THE THIRD REICH TO ITS KNEES!

  [walks towards door, gives his classical] 

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : BAH!

  [slams door shut] 

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Party pooper.

  [Hogan and Klink then eat their pieces of cake]