- Evelyn Spyro Throckmorton: Flintstones. Meet, the Flintstones. They're the mobbish Stone Age family. From the, villa, of Bedrock, they're a page right out of Godfather III. When we, try, Fred Flintstone, yes, he's gonna do hard time, oh yeah, he'll do time, a lot of jaaaaiiil time.
- Phil Ken Sebben: I can finally build that lakehouse. And I'll run around naked all day. HAH-HA! Dangly parts...
- Can Opener: [while testifying against Fred Flintstone as a Mafia Don] The guy's a pig; a neanderthal.
- Fred Flintstone: You're dead to me, can opener!
- Phil Ken Sebben: Do you know what this means to the firm? The billable hours? I can finally build that lake house, and I'll run around naked all day. Ha ha... dangly parts.