- Ralph Malph: Rich, we just picked up some chicks at Arnold's.
- Potsie Weber: It was easy. They didn't know us.
- Ralph Malph: There's this girl, and she's looking for you.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Just one, Ralph, huh? Hey.
- Richie Cunningham: Fonz? I think you'd better sit down here and let us talk to you for a minute.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: No, I don't have time, I don't have time. I got a date tonight. I've gotta limber up my fingers on the pinball machine.
- [Richie, Ralph, and Potsie all start talking at once as Fonzie begins playing pinball]
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I need some quiet. I gotta concentrate. All right, my little ball, do your stuff. Whoa!
- Richie Cunningham: Fonz, about this girl, uh, she looks like she's, uh... very nice. Uh, her name is Louisa.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Hey, Louisa, Marie... I can't keep track, huh?
- Richie Cunningham: Well, this girl's different, Fonz. This girl could shake you up.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: I usually shake 'em up. Don't I, Malph? I usually shake 'em up.
- Louisa: [Louisa enters and walks up to Richie] Uh, did he come in yet?
- [Richie points to Fonzie]
- Louisa: [taps Fonzie on the shoulder] Um, excuse me. Hi. I'm Louisa.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [turns around and sees that Louisa is pregnant] Hi. I'm Potsie Weber.