The Guardian (TV Series)

Lolita? (2001)

Raphael Sbarge: Jake Straka

Quotes 

• Barbara Ludzinski : Doesn't anybody dance around here?

  Jake Straka : We're lawyers.

• Amanda Bowles : So, um, well. Where did you two meet?

  Barbara Ludzinski : Oh, personals. Nick was looking for a plus size woman and I was looking for a cocky sugar daddy.

  Jake Straka : [laughing] 

  Barbara Ludzinski : You think I'm kidding?

  Jake Straka : No. No...

  Nick Fallin : This is actually our third date. I thought it was time to, you know, bring her around and meet the family.

• Barbara Ludzinski : Doesn't anyone dance around here?

  Jake Straka : We're lawyers.