- Lisa Douglas: [Oliver has begun finding objects mistakenly baked into Lisa's poundcake] One of my earrings are missing.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Your earrings?
- [pulls earring out of cake]
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: This one? Anything else?
- Lisa Douglas: The frying pan.
- Alf Monroe: We could build a lawyer stand right near the road.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: I have... a lawyer stand?
- Ralph Monroe: Yeah, that's just like a fruit stand, except you sell law.