George Lopez: [on the couch, talking on the phone] Listen, I told the man, who connected me to the woman, who connected me to you that these charges are not mine! I'm not that George Lopez; I'm this George Lopez! No. Don't put me on hold. Don't put me on hold. Don't -
[his expression changes; starts singing]
George Lopez: Who can it be now. Who can it be now.
Angie Lopez: [comes downstairs with laundry basket; George sits up] How's it going?
George Lopez: Uh, none of these people believe me.
[stands up and walks to kitchen]
George Lopez: This is gonna take forever.
[starts dancing in his place and singing again]
George Lopez: Who can it be knocking at my door.
[bangs phone 3 times on the counter and puts it back to his ear]
Angie Lopez: Well, it can't take forever. We need that money for Allendale.
George Lopez: You know it's fourteen grand a year until Carmen graduates.
[Angie turns to give George a look]
George Lopez: We could be talkin' six, seven years.
[Angie looks exasperated and walks over and whacks him with the dish towel and goes back to the basket she places on the chair]
George Lopez: Hello, this is George Lopez. No, man. Don't send me another form. What? That's not my business address. That must be the other George -
[Angie turns]
George Lopez: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry; that's my address. Just say it again. I wanna make sure you got it right.
[snaps his fingers to signal Angie to get him paper and writing utensil; she rushes over to grab it and his snapping and arm motions intensify and she finally gives him the paper and pencil and he starts writing]
George Lopez: 2796 Van Nuys Boulevard. Thanks a lot.
[turns off the phone; turns to Angie]
George Lopez: I got him, Angie. I got him.
[walks away and to the door]
Angie Lopez: Okay, George: Take it easy.
George Lopez: There's a thief over at 2679 Van Nuys and I'm gonna kick his butt.
[grabs his coat]
Angie Lopez: George! Your - your dyslexia! It's 2796!
George Lopez: Don't try t' stop me; I'm goin' to 2976 and kickin' whoever's butt's there!
Angie Lopez: It's 2796!
[runs out as he goes]
George Lopez: I don't care! I'm goin' to the 2000 block and kick everyone's butt!
[from the yard, Angie throws up her arm in exasperation and George peeks over the fence]
George Lopez: Angie!
Angie Lopez: [angry] 2796!