Friends (TV Series)

The One with Christmas in Tulsa (2002)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing

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Quotes 

• Monica : Oh, my god. Chandler. Why aren't you in Tulsa? Won't you get fired?

  Chandler : They can't fire me because I quit. I mean, why should everybody else do what they like, except for me.

  Monica : Oh, I'm so happy.

  Chandler : And, by the way, here are your Christmas presents.

  [hands out envelopes to everyone] 

  Ross : [opens envelope]  "A donation has been made in your name to the New York Ballet".

  [everyone looks disapprovingly at Chandler] 

  Chandler : Ok, I don't have a JOB.

• [Everyone calls Chandler, who is in Tulsa, on speakerphone] 

  Monica : So, is everyone else working on Christmas Eve, too?

  Chandler : No, I sent everyone home.

  Monica : You are such a good boss.

  Chandler : Yeah, I know. It's just me and Wendy.

  Monica : Who's Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name.

  Chandler : Well, yeah...

  Joey : Oh, Wendy was the one who was runner up for Ms. Oklahoma.

  Monica : You're in alone in the same room as the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma?

  Chandler : Well... The second prettiest THAT year. If you count it now, she's probably the...

  Rachel : Oh, Chandler, stop talking.

• [Chandler is in Tulsa for Christmas on business, and he is on the phone with Monica. He is alone with only one other female colleague, Wendy, and Monica is worried about it] 

  Monica : What does she do there?

  Chandler : Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me.

  Monica : She did what?

  Chandler : *Be-low* me!

• Monica : [hugs Chandler]  Honey, I am so happy you are home.

  Phoebe : Yes, Chandler, you being here is the best gift you could ever give me.

  Chandler : Thanks, Pheebs.

  Phoebe : Now, give me my real present.

• Monica Geller-Bing : Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the Armadillo man and I will have a talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.